Lesson 25: DO NOT QUESTION ME.
Lesson 26: OR MY SANITY.
Lesson 27: Remember everything.
Lesson 28: Girls like humor.
Lesson 29: Never say "I knew that."
Lesson 30: Good use of caps.
Lesson 31: Don't say hi.
Lesson 32: Hi is a basic word, say hey, what's up, hello or something else.
Lesson 33: Never use those words. (wuzzup, mah shizzin' nizzels frum planet bizzle fo' shizzle.)
Lesson 34: Read lesson 29.
Lesson 35: Make sense at all times.
Lesson 36: Listen to Carys.
Lesson 38: Never correct a girl.
Lesson 39: Never say sorry and use "I'm tired" as an excuse.
Lesson 40: ._. is awesome.
Lesson 41: Don't flirt with gay guys.
Lesson 42: Listen to decent music.
Lesson 43: Carys is mean.
Lesson 44: You were allowed to say "I know." to 43.
Lesson 45: No.
Lesson 46: Girls are obsessed with shoes, don't mention them if the conversation is dead.
Lesson 48: Always agree with me, even if you don't do it behind my back.
Lesson 49: Be punctual.
Lesson 50: Hurry the fuck up. (it took me too long to write this list)